The best time to call.

Someone in Chicago asked me via E-mail the other day, what would be the best time to call me on the phone.

I told her that the best time to call me...would be whenever she liked.  Sending a text message to me would be fine, too.  I also told her that the only time I would not be able to answer my cellular phone, is when I'm standing under the shower.
Then again, if I was trying to cook something in the kitchen and I heard my phone, I might not be able to get my hands washed in time, before the ringtone stops  -  In which case, it is best to call me back in approx. 39 minutes.

But what if I was asleep in bed?
Well, unlike most people, I normally answer the phone in my sleep, since I'm a pretty light sleeper anyway; and my cellular phone is always right next to my bed. 

Yes, the best time to call me, is whenever you feel like it.